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  • me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me
  • me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me

gamerella3476:

So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…

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the retail pack.

now look at this:

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this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?

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they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.

When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.

I am no longer skeptical.

the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.

(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)

(Source: pizzamafiaart, via depresseddepravity)

grindbuster:

go on anon and psychoanalyse me and make me cry

(Source: stillhereunfortunately, via afk)

bpd–ghostie:

me: *meets someone new*

in my head: *slot machine rolling what kind of personality i should present to this one*

(via laughbitches)

2silky:

go 2 that show alone. go eat alone. feel good abt being alone

(via beyoncebeytwice)

  • firefighters: what seems to be the problem sir?
  • me: it's ... lit

falafel-femme:

when you listen to men speak, notice what they say. are they talking about themselves? their experiences? their thoughts? their feelings? when you ask them how they’re doing, do they talk for ten minutes and then forget to ask how you’re doing? if you tell them about an issue you’re facing, do they listen actively and compassionately or do they wait for you to stop so that they can interject a judgment/evaluation/opinion? do they constantly interrupt you with their input, their wisdom, their advice? when you tell them a story do they constantly point out the things you did wrong? do they always seem to have the “obvious solution” to your “little problems”? are they condescending about your field of work or study? do they constantly try to teach you about your area of work or study, do they want to hear your input or your addition to the discussion or do they just want to feel superior by teaching you something about your field? does it feel like they take up all the air and space in the room? do you feel small and ignorant around them?

(via depresseddepravity)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via ruinedchildhood)

decaturpubliclibrary:

laurendestefano:

A good book has a beginning, a middle, and then ends you.

Accurate.

(via furry-pear-cultist)